On the phone at work:

Me: Are you in any pain? And if so, which area of your mouth is giving you pain?
Patient: Yes, yes I'm in pain. Lower left, I think the tooth is cracked.
Me: Alright, and for right now we have you schedules for next tuesday at 2:30?
Patient: Yes. Tooth hurtie!!


That's worse than "music with appeal." Waaaaay worse.