I have directions.
I have a tarp.
I have a bucket.
I have a tent.
I have a sleeping bag.
I have a cooler with energy bars, fruit, and vegetables.
I have 3 gallons of water.
I have copied all of my music onto cd's for the car.
I have a minimalist wardrobe of old ratty t-shirts and like items.

I am going camping. And YOU can't stop me.