Are you serious? No new blogs in nearly a month? What on Earth have you been doing with youself Kat?

Hmm...

Anyway!

1. Go buy Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. Ian, dude, thank you. You guys, I'm totally serious. Robots. Ninja action implied via badass extended instrumentals. The Flaming Lips. Together! In one album! OMG!

2. Cheater runs. That's right. The kind you do when you don't have two hours to go to the gym, and don't want the joint pain caused by laborious running. It's a beautiful Sunday morning. You get into your running gear and leave your house, walking to warm up. And then, see that hill? Oh no! What do you do? You WALK up that hill, baby! Until you get to the last two hundred feet or so- then you run. And you're like "I'm running, I'm running up a hill! I'll conquer you, hill!!" And, after surprisingly little effort, you reach the top. You throw your arms over your head, making triumphant fists with your hands. You are awesome. You jogged up (the very last bit of) that hill. And now your (life is random) Shuffle switches to the next song, and it's something beautiful and inspiring, like Yoshimi battling the Pink Robots, and you're suddenly running down the other side of that hill, flying effortlessly past all those other suckers who actually jogged the up part and are now too tired out to fully appreciate the down. Bahaha! You are so awesome...

3. And then you get home, and work on your papers...