A few minutes ago:

Phone rings.

Me: Heddo?
Grandad: Well hello there Chris! I'm just calling to see about your mother. How's she doing?
Me: Hi Grandad...um, actually, this is Katherine. And she's doing really well.
Grandad: :::pause::: you DO have a little cold there, don't you?
Me: :::sigh::: maybe just a liddle one...
Grandad: Ha! Same cold I had two weeks ago I'll bet.
Me: yeah, ::cough, cough, sniffle::: 's probably where I god id. Can't say you never gave me nothin'!
Grandad: Merrrrrrrrrry Christmas!


hehe...Merrrrry Christmas!