Kat: Alright Kat, we need to sit down and have a little talk.
Kat: :::reluctantly puts away what she's doing, rolls eyes::: Oh God, not one of THESE again...
Kat: You NEED to stop buying clothes. Seriously. I know you're going to Europe and you think you need a lot of stuff you don't have....but honestly. You've spent almost...$40 this week. And what have you got to show for it?
Kat: Hmmm. One pair of jeans, two shirts, and a skirt.
Kat: Kat, you're missing the point. All I'm trying to say is that you should be a little less wasteful. What's going to happen to all of these clothes after your trip? huh? are you going to keep wearing them for years and years?
Kat: Doubtful.
Kat: Exactly my point. Glad you're coming around. You do this sort of thing...I mean...how many black tank tops do you have? white tank tops? skirts that you have never worn?
Kat: hey, I've gotten all of those on sale. really cheap. under $10.
Kat: Kat, I can see something right now in the closet that still has its tags on.
Kat: It's hard, you know?
Kat: Uhhh-hhhn.
Kat: I walk into a store, and things are like...look at me! look at YOU! DAMN GIRL! You and I look FINE together. Whoo!
Kat: I know, I know....but you've just got to stop. Promise you'll try?
Kat: :::sigh:::: Promise. Right after I buy two more tank tops? It's really hot on the continent!
Kat: Honestly. Why do I even try?
............................................................................................................................
In other news...
Old guy in black jogging shorts, you have been VANQUISHED!! That's right! All of these weeks Old Guy, all of these weeks...you've been *slowly* jogging past me at the track. With your little...shorts. And your old man body. I don't care if you were a Marine for 30 years or anything like that. There's just no excuse. I know you stop every 100 meters or so. To rest up. Only so you can jog past loping little me again. But not THIS time! Hah hah! No no, my friend. You will remember this day as the day Young Girl In Pink Shorts passed you on the track! Hah hah! Victory is mine!!!!
Kat: :::reluctantly puts away what she's doing, rolls eyes::: Oh God, not one of THESE again...
Kat: You NEED to stop buying clothes. Seriously. I know you're going to Europe and you think you need a lot of stuff you don't have....but honestly. You've spent almost...$40 this week. And what have you got to show for it?
Kat: Hmmm. One pair of jeans, two shirts, and a skirt.
Kat: Kat, you're missing the point. All I'm trying to say is that you should be a little less wasteful. What's going to happen to all of these clothes after your trip? huh? are you going to keep wearing them for years and years?
Kat: Doubtful.
Kat: Exactly my point. Glad you're coming around. You do this sort of thing...I mean...how many black tank tops do you have? white tank tops? skirts that you have never worn?
Kat: hey, I've gotten all of those on sale. really cheap. under $10.
Kat: Kat, I can see something right now in the closet that still has its tags on.
Kat: It's hard, you know?
Kat: Uhhh-hhhn.
Kat: I walk into a store, and things are like...look at me! look at YOU! DAMN GIRL! You and I look FINE together. Whoo!
Kat: I know, I know....but you've just got to stop. Promise you'll try?
Kat: :::sigh:::: Promise. Right after I buy two more tank tops? It's really hot on the continent!
Kat: Honestly. Why do I even try?
............................................................................................................................
In other news...
Old guy in black jogging shorts, you have been VANQUISHED!! That's right! All of these weeks Old Guy, all of these weeks...you've been *slowly* jogging past me at the track. With your little...shorts. And your old man body. I don't care if you were a Marine for 30 years or anything like that. There's just no excuse. I know you stop every 100 meters or so. To rest up. Only so you can jog past loping little me again. But not THIS time! Hah hah! No no, my friend. You will remember this day as the day Young Girl In Pink Shorts passed you on the track! Hah hah! Victory is mine!!!!
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home