You're all going to hate this:

So I'm doing this paper for my Bach class (on what? you may ask...negligible. I may answer.) But at any rate, I've been making frequent use of the Music Library, bringing home a total of no less than 15 books at present count.

And a terrible thing occurred to me...

What does one call a satchel brimming over with books on the most eminent Baroque composer?

A Bach-pack.

Oh, I kill me...

And stop throwing things at your computer screen, it really wasn't all that bad. Sissy.

I've been driven to new lows.