Why I Love My Boyfriend
by: Kat (otherwise known as Ms. Cheesy McSappy Sap.)

Kat: Gee, BJ, thank you so much for taking me to target! You're the greatest!
BJ: No problem, any time, etc. etc.
Kat: :::pulls her new drying rack out of the trunk::: Well, call you later! :::starts walking away:::
BJ: Hey, Kat...
Kat: Yeah?
BJ: (deadpan.) Nice rack.

Damn. If that's not hot, I just don't know what is.