Conversations that I have had this week that probably should not have taken place out loud:
1. Morning.
Leaving my apartment for the day. Pigeon sitting on the railing of my balcony.
Pigeon: Coo!
Me: COO MY ASS!!! GET OFF THE BALCONY!!!
2. Late, late night. Reheating coffee in microwave.
Mug: :::microwave whirs for a minute, then beeps:::steam rises imperceptibly from beverage:::
Me: :::grabs mug by the extraordinarily hot handle::: AAAargh! Oh... my God. WHY? would you...do this to me?!
I have one 20 page paper left to turn in, 18 papers left to comment on, and 35 finals to grade.
And I am very, very tired...
1. Morning.
Leaving my apartment for the day. Pigeon sitting on the railing of my balcony.
Pigeon: Coo!
Me: COO MY ASS!!! GET OFF THE BALCONY!!!
2. Late, late night. Reheating coffee in microwave.
Mug: :::microwave whirs for a minute, then beeps:::steam rises imperceptibly from beverage:::
Me: :::grabs mug by the extraordinarily hot handle::: AAAargh! Oh... my God. WHY? would you...do this to me?!
I have one 20 page paper left to turn in, 18 papers left to comment on, and 35 finals to grade.
And I am very, very tired...
5 Comments:
Coo!
There was a pigeon on the ground outside the door to the dome at Steward today. It looked very sick cause it didn't seem to care if you got anywhere near it. They're kinda cute close up and you sort of want to pet them when they don't run away, even though they are filthy feathered rats.
It's probably dead.
Oh, Kat. Don't go crazy on us.
Well, crazier.
Coo! I see you!
I saw some tool of a frat boy almost run over a pigeon on his bicycle today. It was actually really great, because the pigeon got away unscathed, but the idiot frat boy dropped his Starbucks and fell over.
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