I'm at work reading Calvin and Hobbes...

Calvin:Hey Susie, pick a number in the fortune teller.
Susie: Umm...three.
Calvin: One, two three! Now pick a letter.
Susie: "B."
Calvin: We lift up flap "B" and it says, "You're a mouth-breathing bag of boogers!" AH HA HA HA HA HA! Life doesn't get much better than this.

"Mouth-breathing bag of boogers." I love Calvin and Hobbes. Purely, sincerely, and deeply.