Reasons Why Kat Should Learn Electric Guitar.
1. Kat is not very cool. She should be cooler.
2. Research shows that it is acceptable-- in fact, it is encouraged- to play electric guitar while wearing awesome business wear. Kat already has a few articles of awesome business wear, including a few finely fitted sweater vests. The coincidence is just too convenient.
3. Because idle hands do the devil's work. And it's just not healthy.
4. Kat would feel a whole lot better seeing this all the time if she knew she could at least come home and rip out some face-melting electric guitar solos.
5. Because Kat went to Catholic school, too, and is totally ready to jump on the irony bandwagon.
6. It's kind of like a quarter-life crisis.
In conclusion, Kat should learn electric guitar.
1. Kat is not very cool. She should be cooler.
2. Research shows that it is acceptable-- in fact, it is encouraged- to play electric guitar while wearing awesome business wear. Kat already has a few articles of awesome business wear, including a few finely fitted sweater vests. The coincidence is just too convenient.
3. Because idle hands do the devil's work. And it's just not healthy.
4. Kat would feel a whole lot better seeing this all the time if she knew she could at least come home and rip out some face-melting electric guitar solos.
5. Because Kat went to Catholic school, too, and is totally ready to jump on the irony bandwagon.
6. It's kind of like a quarter-life crisis.
In conclusion, Kat should learn electric guitar.
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